Here’s an outrageously bloody TV spot of Machete:

The movie Machete is on its way to become cult!
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Let’s watch those 3 new preview clips of Machete, the upcoming action movie directed by Robert Rodriguez:

Machete – A gutsy escape

Machete – Sunday school

Machte – It’s showtime
The film is starring Danny Trejo, Michelle Rodriguez, Jessica Alba, Cheech Marin, Robert De Niro, and Steven Seagal.
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Those new posters of Machete are just awesomely badass:

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Danny Trejo is a great, but I will actually go watch this movie for Robert De Niro who’s playing the role of the corrupt senator McLaughlin!
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Three new clips of Machete, the upcoming movie directed by Robert Rodriguez:

Machete – Got your papers?

Machete – I took a vow of peace

Machete – I can get your papers
Danny Trejo plays the role of an ex-Federale who, after being betrayed by the organization who hired him, launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.
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A new red band trailer of Machete has been unleashed online: Continue Reading »

Lindsay Lohan got a small role in the upcoming movie Machete:

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A new series of Machete character posters has been unveiled:

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Actress Michelle Rodriguez doesn’t look bad with her eye patch and her big gun.
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A new movie trailer of Machete, the upcoming action movie directed by Robert Rodriguez and starring Danny Trejo, has been unleashed:

Machete is going to be a hell of a crazy movie!
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A few new pictures of Machete have been released by 20th Century Fox:

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Here’s the movie trailer of Machete if you haven’t seen it yet: Continue Reading »

A new poster of Machete has been unveiled:

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Directed by Robert Rodriguez, the movie Machete is starring Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro, Michelle Rodriguez, Lindsay Lohan, Cheech Marin, Jeff Fahey, Don Johnson, and Steven Seagal. The film will be released on September 3, 2010.
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Thanks to AICN here’s the first official movie trailer of Machete, the upcoming action movie directed by Ethan Maniquis and Robert Rodriguez:

Plot:
“Machete is based on the ‘fake’ trailer in Robert Rodriguez’s 2007 ‘Grindhouse’, featuring Danny Trejo and Jeff Fahey reprising their original roles.

The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Jessica Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger. ”

It didn’t expect the movie Machete too look that good! Lot of action and real humor: Machete is going to be a hit!
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Director Robert Rodriguez is working Machete, a thriller action movie based on a script he wrote. The film can boast an impressive ensemble cast with Danny Trejo in the lead role. The movie Machete is set for a release on April 16, 2010.

Here below a first teaser poster featuring Jessica Alba as Satana in the movie Machete:

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Plot:
“Machete is a renegade former ‘Mexican Federale’. He roams the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez. Benz, a spin doctor, tells Machete that McLaughlin, a corrupt senator, is sending hundreds of illegal immigrants out of the country and that he must be killed. He offers him $150,000 to kill McLaughlin. Attempting to assassinate the senator, Machete is double-crossed and is shot in the neck. Now on the run and being tracked by Sartana, a U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement agent with a special interest in the blade slinger, Machete goes after Benz and his men with the help of his holy brother Padre, a saucy meat cleaver-wielding taco slinger named Luz, and April, a socialite with a penchant for guns.”

Cast:
- Danny Trejo as Machete
- Michelle Rodriguez as Luz, a saucy taco slinger (a saucy employee of Taco Bell the Tex-Mex chain?)
- Lindsay Lohan as April, A socialite with a penchant for guns
- Cheech Marin as Padre del Toro, Machete’s “holy” brother that helps him
- Jessica Alba as Sartana, an immigration customs enforcement agent who is tracking him down
- Robert De Niro as Senator McLaughlin, the corrupt Senator
- Steven Seagal as Torrez, a drug lord

With such a great cast it would be a shame if the movie Machete turns out to be a poor flick… Let’s hope they will do this one right, because there is some real potential in the story of Machete!
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