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Noah Movie Clip

25 March 2014
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A new clip of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, has popped up online, watch it below:

Noah Movie Trailer


Noah – I’m not alone.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

Noah is definitely not alone: that lucky bastard can count on some almighty god to save him from those poor mortals and from the upcoming genocide!

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
:)

Noah Movie – Noah who built the ark and his opponent Tubal-Cain

23 March 2014
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We’ve got our hands on two new featurettes of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and based on the Biblical myth:

Noah Movie Trailer


Noah – We build an ark to survive a storm.


Noah – Tubal-Cain is Noah’s principal nemesis.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

God is just showing favoritism here! He should save them all, and not just Noah and his family and a few animals… Mankind will evolve and one day God shall pay back for the countless genocides he caused!

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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2 Clips of Noah

21 March 2014
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You may watch below two preview clips of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe:

Noah Trailer


Noah – It begins!


Noah – Our family has been chosen for a great task.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

What do you think of Noah and his ark: myth or reality?

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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Noah – Russell Crowe is God’s chosen one!

13 March 2014
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A new poster for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie starring Russell Crowe as God’s chosen one:

Noah Trailer

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

And God said: “Noah, My chosen one, and his boat are ready, Now I can start the genocide: let’s flood the earth!”

God can be such a bastard at times…

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
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Noah – New trailer with Emma Watson

12 March 2014
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This new trailer of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, focuses on Ila, the character played by Actress Emma Watson:

Noah – Trailer for the new movie about God’s biblical genocide.


NOAH
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

For those who don’t know, Ila is Noah’s daughter. Anyway, any fans of Emma Watson out there?

Release date: March 28, 2014.
:)

Anthony Hopkins in the movie Noah

20 February 2014
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A new character poster for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, it features Actor Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah, Noah’s grandfather:

Noah Movie Trailer

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

This picture doesn’t do justice to Anthony Hopkins’ portrayal of Methuselah: he looks like an old turtle on this poster…

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
:)

Noah – Emma Watson as Ila, Noah’s adopted daughter

17 February 2014
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This new character poster of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, features Actress Emma Watson as Ila, Noah’s adopted daughter:

Noah Trailer

(Click on a poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

And this poster features Actor Douglas Booth as Shem, Noah’s eldest son:

The film will hit theaters on March 28, 2014.
:)

4 New Character Posters for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah

13 February 2014
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Four new character posters for Noah, the upcoming fantasy drama movie directed by Darren Aronofsky (who helmed Black Swan):

Noah Trailer

(Click on a poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

Darren Aronofsky’s Noah will for sure be an epic movie, but I doubt it will likely depart from the biblical take on the myth. But hey, who cares about biblical accuracy as long as God’s genocide of mankind is kept…

Release date: March 28, 2014.
:)

Noah French Poster

6 February 2014
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We’ve been sent the official French poster of Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe:

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)


NOAH

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

This poster looks like a cheap Photoshop job… Is it the work of some underpaid intern?

Anyway, Actress Jennifer Connelly who plays the role of Naameh, Noah’s wife, looks gorgeous as usual!

The film is set to flood theaters on March 28, 2014.
:)

Noah Super Bowl Trailer

31 January 2014
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We’ve got our hands on the Superbowl trailer of Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe as the chosen one who won’t die during God’s planned genocide:

Noah Trailer


Noah – Super Bowl
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

If God was planning a new biblical flood right now, would you accept to die or would you join forces with the fallen angel (the devil) to fight against that psycho genocidal God?

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
:)

Noah Movie Poster

29 January 2014
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A new poster of Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe, has been unveiled:

Noah – Based on the Bible!

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)


NOAH

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

Noah just looks like a serial killer! Well I guess that makes him the perfect servant of a genocidal psycho god (yep the one from the Bible) who wants to drown most of mankind!

Here’s the trailer if you haven’t seen it yet: Continue Reading »

Noah – When God goes psycho!

3 December 2013
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We’ve got our hands on the Japanese trailer of Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie starring Russell Crowe in the titular role:


NOAH
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

So those people from ancient time were so corrupt that a damn angry god wanted to kill them all? I really doubt those people were more corrupt than we are nowadays… So should we be worried? Will that psycho god try to get rid of mankind again? Or did his son save us all for good?

Release date: March 28, 2014.
:)

Trailer of Noah starring Russell Crowe

30 November 2013
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You may watch below a new international trailer of Noah, Director Darren Aronofsky’s upcoming take on the biblical story of the man who built the ark:

Noah Movie written by Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel.


NOAH
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

That God from the Bible has got an anger management problem, doesn’t he? He doesn’t like the way people behave so he decides to drown them all… I’d even say he kind of sounds like a real psycho!

Anyway, are you ready for the upcoming flood? Did you buy a boat or a submarine? Or are you going to wait it out on the top of the Himalaya mountains? Or maybe you believe you’re related to Jesus and hope to walk on water?

The film will hit theaters on March 28, 2014.
:)


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