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Noah Movie Clip

A new clip of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, has popped up online, watch it below:

Noah Movie Trailer
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Noah – I’m not alone.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

Noah is definitely not alone: that lucky bastard can count on some almighty god to save him from those poor mortals and from the upcoming genocide!

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
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Noah Movie – Noah who built the ark and his opponent Tubal-Cain

We’ve got our hands on two new featurettes of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and based on the Biblical myth:

Noah Movie Trailer


Noah – We build an ark to survive a storm.


Noah – Tubal-Cain is Noah’s principal nemesis.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

God is just showing favoritism here! He should save them all, and not just Noah and his family and a few animals… Mankind will evolve and one day God shall pay back for the countless genocides he caused!

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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2 Clips of Noah

You may watch below two preview clips of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe:

Noah Trailer


Noah – It begins!


Noah – Our family has been chosen for a great task.
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

What do you think of Noah and his ark: myth or reality?

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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Noah – Russell Crowe is God’s chosen one!

A new poster for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie starring Russell Crowe as God’s chosen one:

Noah Trailer

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

And God said: “Noah, My chosen one, and his boat are ready, Now I can start the genocide: let’s flood the earth!”

God can be such a bastard at times…

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
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Noah – New trailer with Emma Watson

This new trailer of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, focuses on Ila, the character played by Actress Emma Watson:

Noah – Trailer for the new movie about God’s biblical genocide.


NOAH
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

For those who don’t know, Ila is Noah’s daughter. Anyway, any fans of Emma Watson out there?

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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Anthony Hopkins in the movie Noah

A new character poster for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah, it features Actor Anthony Hopkins as Methuselah, Noah’s grandfather:

Noah Movie Trailer

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

This picture doesn’t do justice to Anthony Hopkins’ portrayal of Methuselah: he looks like an old turtle on this poster…

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
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Noah – Emma Watson as Ila, Noah’s adopted daughter

This new character poster of Noah, the upcoming fantasy thriller movie directed by Darren Aronofsky, features Actress Emma Watson as Ila, Noah’s adopted daughter:

Noah Trailer

(Click on a poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

And this poster features Actor Douglas Booth as Shem, Noah’s eldest son:

The film will hit theaters on March 28, 2014.
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4 New Character Posters for Darren Aronofsky’s Noah

Four new character posters for Noah, the upcoming fantasy drama movie directed by Darren Aronofsky (who helmed Black Swan):

Noah Trailer

(Click on a poster to enlarge.)

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

Darren Aronofsky’s Noah will for sure be an epic movie, but I doubt it will likely depart from the biblical take on the myth. But hey, who cares about biblical accuracy as long as God’s genocide of mankind is kept…

Release date: March 28, 2014.
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Noah French Poster

We’ve been sent the official French poster of Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe:

(Click on the poster to enlarge.)


NOAH

Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

This poster looks like a cheap Photoshop job… Is it the work of some underpaid intern?

Anyway, Actress Jennifer Connelly who plays the role of Naameh, Noah’s wife, looks gorgeous as usual!

The film is set to flood theaters on March 28, 2014.
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Noah Super Bowl Trailer

We’ve got our hands on the Superbowl trailer of Noah, the upcoming fantasy movie directed by Darren Aronofsky and starring Russell Crowe as the chosen one who won’t die during God’s planned genocide:

Noah Trailer


Noah – Super Bowl
Plot:
“Subject to divine visions foretelling the end of the world, Noah (Russell Crowe) attempts to tell his people to cease their wickedness and turn from their evil ways and to turn to God before it is too late. No one listens to his warnings, and Noah and his family build an ark to be saved from the Flood that God is bringing on the earth.”

If God was planning a new biblical flood right now, would you accept to die or would you join forces with the fallen angel (the devil) to fight against that psycho genocidal God?

In theaters: March 28, 2014.
:)

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