GI Joe Rise Of Cobra
The final title of the movie GI Joe will be GI Joe Rise of Cobra according to GI Joe posters spotted by film1 at the Cinema Expo in Amsterdam, Europe:
(Click on the poster to enlarge it.)
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August 25th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
GIJOE
0600AM
SLAUGHTER:GET UP YOU LAZY MAGGOT, BECAUSE COBRA IS GOING TO HIT OUR HEADQUARTERS TOMORROW. WE MUST BE FULLY EQUIPPED FOR OUR BATTLE AND THE NEXT CONFRONTATION AGAINST COBRA.
HAWK: SERGENT, OUR MEN HAS BEEN SLOPPY. WE HAVEN’T TRAINED FOR WEEKS. IF COBRA ATTACKS WE NEED ALL THE MEN TO PULL THIS BATTLE THROUGH.
SLAUGHTER:WE INFOTRAITED ON COBRA ISLAND. THE SECRET BASE IS A MOBILE MENCE WITCH WILL BRING COBRA FORCES TOWARDS GI JOE HEADQUARTERS. WE HOLD AN NEAR INVINCIBLE WEAPON, THE B.E.T. A WEAPON WITH GREAT TECHNICAL ADVANCES WITCH WILL BE SAFELY GUARDED INSIDE A MAXIMUM SECURITY GUARDED BY GIJOE’S FINEST SOLDERS SO IF COBRA INFILTRATES ON US THE EMP WILL STOP ANY MACHINERY TO A STAND STILL.
MEANWHILE COBRA ISLAND.
COBRA:YOU IMBECILE DESTRO. YOU LET A MERE JOE STOP YOU. I SHOULD HAVE YOU EXECUTED FOR A MISERABLE EXCUSE FOR A COBRA TROOPER. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE FINAL WARNING.
DESTRO:COMMANDER. IT WASN’T MY FAULT. GI JOE OUT NUMBERED US 50 TO 5.
COBRA:SILENCE YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL. PLACE HIM ON THE EXECUTION CHAIR SO I MAY RING PERFORMANCE OUT OF HIM. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR ZARTAN. AMP THE ELECTRIC CURRENT LEVEL 3!
DESTRO:ARRH! HA, YOUR A FOOL COMMANDER. IT WAS YOUR FOOLISH STRATEGY WITCH BROUGHT DEFEAT TO COBRA. YOU DARE THREATEN ME.
COBRA:FOOL. YOU DARE TREASON WITH YOUR COMMANDER. YOU DARE QUESTION THE AUTHORITY OF COBRA AND YET YOU DARE FAIL! THE FAULT IS YOUR BLAME. I COULD OF LET YOU OFF EASY AND DARE SO QUESTION ME.LEVEL 10.
ZARTAN:BUT COMMANDER? THAT WILL.
COBRA:THAT WILL WHAT. PERHAPS YOU SHOULD JOIN HIM. LEVEL 10 YOU INSOLENT CUR.
DESTRO:STOP COMMANDER. COMMANDER! ARHHHHH!!
COBRA:TAKE DESTRO TO HIS QUARTERS. WHEN HE AWAKES AND FAILS NEXT TIME IT WILL BE HIS HEAD!
August 25th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I THINK GIJOE SHOULD HAVE RUN ON SENTENCES WITH VOCABULARS AND STORY LINE MAKE IT AS STRANGE AS IT CAN BE. HAVEN’T SEEN THE 2009 MOVIE YET I PICKED UP THE RUN ON SENTENCE IN THE MARVEL COMICS
September 4th, 2008 at 12:22 am
I’M LOOKING FORWARD TO THE NEW GIJOE MOVIE IN 2009. HOPEFULY IT MIMICS THE REAL AMERICAN HERO SERIES CARTOON IN THE 80S
October 18th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
Seriously, the adaptation of Storm Shadow is worse than i could have imagined. Even fan-made movies have done a better job than the people in this movie. They should be ashamed of themselves.
October 25th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I think they should at least give Sgt. Slaughter a Cameo appearance in the 2009 live action film. Make him a Major known he’s older now. I hope this movie don’t suck! I also hope they bring out that new cartoon that I have been hearing about. A more mature comic like version cartoon where troopers die. I ALSO WISH SOMEBODY BRING OUT G.I. JOE SEASON 2 VOLUME 2!!! PLEEAAASSEEE!!
November 19th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
This looks like some bullshit. What the f**k are they wearing… I thought Star Trek had it’s own movie coming out. And X-Men already wore those uniforms. This shit is gay. Duke had his old school U>S. military fitter on. This ain’t even the same thing.
Total disrespect, I’m not going to the theatre to see this shit.
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:27 pm
This movie will rock, but it will have competition with other old cartoons now live action movies like, Transformers Revenge of the Fallen and Dragonball. If Commander Cobra is in it a lot this film will make more than the dark knight.
January 7th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
I think GI joe is a must watch movie in 2009. And I really like GIJoe!