Human employees at the CIA are going to lose their jobs: guinea pigs will replace them quite soon! That’s the new trick from above to cut down costs at the spy agency… Well there is no denying that those guinea pigs have impressive skills:

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Are those mutant guinea pigs? or cyborg guinea pigs? Any guess?
;-P

Check this gorgeous poster of Jennifer’s Body that just surfaced online via Bloody Disgusting:

Jennifer’s Body Poster

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JENNIFER’S BODY

She’s evil… And not just high school evil.

HELL YES!

I want to go back to high school!

The movie Jennifer’s Body will hit theaters on September 18, 2009.
:)

The latest movie poster of Neil Blomkamp’s District 9:

District 9 Trailer

DISTRICT 9

You are not welcome here!

Plot:
“An extraterrestrial race whose ship has run out of fuel is forced to live in slum-like conditions on Earth where they were given the status of refugees (just to be exploited later on). They find a kindred spirit in a government agent that is exposed to their biotechnology.”

A new full length trailer of District 9 is expected to show up online this Wednesday.
:)

Here below a new international poster of A Christmas Carol, an upcoming movie directed by Robert Zemeckis and starring Jim Carrey in a multitude of roles:

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Plot:
“A Christmas Carol is a Victorian morality tale of an old and bitter miser, Ebenezer Scrooge, who undergoes a profound experience of redemption over the course of one night. Mr. Scrooge is a financier/money-changer who has devoted his life to the accumulation of wealth. He holds anything other than money in contempt, including friendship, love and the Christmas season. But an encounter with the ghostly figure of Jacob Marley sets the stage for a mysterious and magical encounter with three phantasmic beings to help him realize the true magic of Christmas itself.”

The movie Christmas Carol will hit theaters on November 6, 2009.
:)

Here’s the new official movie poster of Aliens in the Attic, which was formerly known as They Come From Upstairs:

Aliens in the Attic Trailer

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ALIENS IN THE ATTIC

They Came from upstairs. July 31

The Aliens vs The Pearsons

In this sci-fi family movie, a team of naughty aliens want to invade the world. They reached Earth though a vortex that materialized in the attic of the Pearsons’ house.

The movie Aliens in the Attic will be release on July 31, 2009.
;-)

A new poster for G-Force, a sci-fi family movie revolving around hyper-boosted guinea pigs:

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Those guinea pigs will save the world!
;-P

Jon Favreau wrote the script of Couples Retreat and is even starring in it as a support character. Here below the official movie poster of Couples Retreat:

COUPLES RETREAT

It may be paridise…
But it’s no vacation.

I think I found a reason to watch this movie: the movie was filmed in exotic places like Bora-Bora, Tahiti, so it will be like traveling there myself.
;-P

Take a look to those new characters posters of Inglourious Basterds, the latest movie directed by Quentin Tarantino:

Inglourious Basterds Character Posters

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Both Melanie Laurent and Diane Kruger make my heart beat faster.

;-)

A new Shrek 4 poster was spotted online (thank you iszaham):

Shrek 4 Movie Poster

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SHREK FOREVER AFTER

May 2010

Let’s go back with Shrek, far far away, for ever after!
:)

I definitely want to pin on my wall this new poster of the Informant, Steven Soderbergh’s movie starring Matt Damon as Mark Whitetacre the whistleblower from ADM:

The Informant Poster

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Unbelievable

Matt Damon is

The Informant!

Matt Damon like this can run for the title of sexiest man of the year!
:)

Take a look to the first official theatrical poster of Surrogates, an upcoming sci-fi movie directed by Jonathan Mostow and starring Bruce Willis:

Surrogates Trailer

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Plot:
“Set in a futuristic world where humans live in isolation and interact through surrogate robots, a cop (Willis) is forced to leave his home for the first time in years in order to investigate the murders of others’ surrogates.”

How do you save humanity when the only thing that’s real is you? Er, maybe by closing my eyes and counting till 5? Hey it could work!
;-P

Director James Cameron has been relatively secretive with his latest movie Avatar. But it looks like FOX is gonna beat the drums during the upcoming San Diego Comic Con (which is just 3 weeks ahead). A poster of Avatar, featuring the face of a Na’vi has already been spotted in the streets of San Diego:

Avatar Movie Poster

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Plot:
“Avatar is set during the 22nd century on a small moon called Pandora, which orbits a gas giant, and is inhabited by the tribal Na’vi, ten foot blue humanoids that are peaceful unless attacked. Humans cannot breathe Pandoran air, so they genetically engineer human/Na’vi hybrids known as Avatars that can be controlled via a mental link. A paralyzed Marine named Jake Sully (Sam Worthington) volunteers to exist as an Avatar on Pandora, falling in love with a Na’vi princess and becoming caught up in the conflict between her people and the human military that is consuming their world.”

I hope that the movie trailer of Avatar will finally be shown during this Comic Con.
:)

Here below a character poster of Inglourious Basterds featuring Til Schweiger as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz:

Inglourious Basterds Trailer

Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz is a German-born psychopath recruited by Aldo Raine to kill Nazis.
:)

Are you scared by the current swine flu virus that’s spreading all over the world? I am a bit… And Carriers, the upcoming thriller horror movie written and directed by the Pastor brothers, won’t help to calm my fears.

Here’s the first movie poster of Carriers:

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CARRIERS

Avoid populated areas.

If you come into contact with other people assume they have it.

Never touch anything that hasn’t been disinfected.

The sick are clearly dead.

The story of Carriers revolves around four friends (played by Lou Taylor Pucci, Chris Pine, Piper Perabo and Emily VanCamplucky) on the road, running away from a dangerous flu pandemic that turns out to be even worse, it’s a kind of zombie pandemic!
:-/

Here below an official teaser poster of Daybreakers the new sci-fi vampire movie distributed by Lionsgate:

Daybreakers Poster

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I am wondering: do vampires need to visit the dentist from time to time?
:)