Here’s a first official look at Johnny Depp as Guy Lapointe (yep, the a former Sûreté du Québec inspector from Tusk) in Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith:
“A small, quiet Canadian town. High school girls Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) have been besties ever since they were in diapers. When they’re not torturing amps with their rock band, they’re behind the cash desk of the local supermarket, owned by Colleen’s dad, practice funky yoga moves with guru Yogi Bayer (Justin Long) or execute everyone who dares to enter their field of vision with lethal one-liners. But there are exceptions, like handsome Ichabod (Adam Brody) from Senior High, who invites them to a party at his house. That’s actually just an excuse to ritually murder the Colleens for some satanic ritual. Luckily, the noise from their band awakens a slumbering evil or maybe we should say a whole lot of little evils. The creatures start terrorizing the town, looking for a very specific sort of victim who becomes the subject of a devastating anal probe. The cavalry arrives in the person of the notorious monster hunter Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp). He’ll help the Colleens to survive this hellish night.”
From left to right you may recognize: Harley Quinn Smith as Colleen McKenzie, Johnny Depp as Guy Lapointe, and Lily-Rose Depp as Colleen Collette.
Is Guy Lapointe suffering from dementia? he kind of look crazy, doesn’t he? I mean even crazier than in Tusk… What do you think?
The film has yet to get an official release date.
By the way, Yoga Hosers is the second part of Kevin Smith’s Northern trilogy, so we may expect one more film set in strange and cold Canada.