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Yoga Hosers 2016A new full-length trailer for Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith, has been released online, you may watch it below:


YOGA HOSERS

It’s wiener takes all in the ‘wurst movie ever made!

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Plot synopsis:
“Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.”

Best quote from the film: “You live on your phones you have no idea how to function like normal people in the real world.”

Do you know someone this could apply to? Maybe yourself?

Anyway, hilarious movie ahead!

The film will be released on July 29th, 2016.

Update – A new international poster:

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Yoga Hosers Movie Poster

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Kevin Smith’s Yoga Hosers

There’s a brand new poster for Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith, take a look below:

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Yoga Hosers poster
YOGA HOSERS

Do your ‘wurst…

A movie for kids from the Director of ‘Clerks’ and ‘Tusk

Plot synopsis:
“Two teenage yoga enthusiasts team up with a legendary man-hunter to battle with an ancient evil presence that is threatening their major party plans.”

Don’t underestimate those little Canadian monsters: they’re really nasty creatures!

Here’s the movie trailer of Yoga Hosers if you haven’t seen it yet: Continue reading »

Yoga Hosers Movie trailer

Check out the first official trailer of Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Austin Butler, Tyler Posey, and Stan Lee:


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Two girls, one name.

Plot synopsis:
“A small, quiet Canadian town. High school girls Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) have been besties ever since they were in diapers. When they’re not torturing amps with their rock band, they’re behind the cash desk of the local supermarket, owned by Colleen’s dad, practice funky yoga moves with guru Yogi Bayer (Justin Long) or execute everyone who dares to enter their field of vision with lethal one-liners. But there are exceptions, like handsome Ichabod (Adam Brody) from Senior High, who invites them to a party at his house. That’s actually just an excuse to ritually murder the Colleens for some satanic ritual. Luckily, the noise from their band awakens a slumbering evil or maybe we should say a whole lot of little evils. The creatures start terrorizing the town, looking for a very specific sort of victim who becomes the subject of a devastating anal probe. The cavalry arrives in the person of the notorious monster hunter Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp). He’ll help the Colleens to survive this hellish night.”

Those little monsters are hilarious, I’d love to help Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith get rid of them! What about you> How would you smash them?

The release date of the movie Yoga Hosers is set to July 29, 2016 (in select theaters and on VOD ).
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Johnny Depp Yoga Hosers

Here’s a first official look at Johnny Depp as Guy Lapointe (yep, the a former Sûreté du Québec inspector from Tusk) in Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith:

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Yoga Hosers - Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, and Johnny Depp

Plot synopsis:
“A small, quiet Canadian town. High school girls Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) have been besties ever since they were in diapers. When they’re not torturing amps with their rock band, they’re behind the cash desk of the local supermarket, owned by Colleen’s dad, practice funky yoga moves with guru Yogi Bayer (Justin Long) or execute everyone who dares to enter their field of vision with lethal one-liners. But there are exceptions, like handsome Ichabod (Adam Brody) from Senior High, who invites them to a party at his house. That’s actually just an excuse to ritually murder the Colleens for some satanic ritual. Luckily, the noise from their band awakens a slumbering evil or maybe we should say a whole lot of little evils. The creatures start terrorizing the town, looking for a very specific sort of victim who becomes the subject of a devastating anal probe. The cavalry arrives in the person of the notorious monster hunter Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp). He’ll help the Colleens to survive this hellish night.”

From left to right you may recognize: Harley Quinn Smith as Colleen McKenzie, Johnny Depp as Guy Lapointe, and Lily-Rose Depp as Colleen Collette.

Is Guy Lapointe suffering from dementia? he kind of look crazy, doesn’t he? I mean even crazier than in Tusk… What do you think?

The film has yet to get an official release date.

By the way, Yoga Hosers is the second part of Kevin Smith’s Northern trilogy, so we may expect one more film set in strange and cold Canada.
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2 clips of Yoga Hosers

You may watch below a first preview clip of Yoga Hosers, the upcoming comedy fantasy horror movie starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Austin Butler, Tyler Posey, and Stan Lee:


Yoga Hosers – I would like to invite you both to my party.
Plot synopsis:
“Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Melody Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are teenage besties from Winnipeg who love yoga and live on their smartphones. But when these sophomores get invited to a senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil buried beneath their Canadian convenience store.”

Those pinkish social profiles from InstaCan v2.0 (some fictional social networking site) are rather funny:

– Hunter Calloway (played by Austin Butler):

Hunter Calloway - Yoga Hosers movie

– Gordon Greenleaf (played by Tyler Posey):

Gordon Greenleaf - Yoga Hosers Movie

The film is written and directed by Kevin Smith.

By the way if you’re wondering about the song in this clip of Yoga Hosers, it’s the song “Wishing Well” by Terence Trent D’Arby.

Still no official release date.

Update – An additional preview clip:


Yoga Hosers – Underwater cow

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Yoga Hosers Movie Poster

Oh my gosh, the first official poster of Yoga Hosers, the upcoming comedy fantasy horror movie written and directed by Kevin Smith, is so pink and ugly that my eyes are actually hurting:

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Plot synopsis:
“Colleen Collette (Lily-Rose Melody Depp) and Colleen McKenzie (Harley Quinn Smith) are teenage besties from Winnipeg who love yoga and live on their smartphones. But when these sophomores get invited to a senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil buried beneath their Canadian convenience store.”

I doubt the pink Instagram-like filter was really necessary… Anyway, impatient to see the trailer!

No official release date yet.
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Yoga Hosers Movie starring Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith

We’ve got our hands on the first official pictures of Yoga Hosers, the upcoming comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Austin Butler, and Tyler Posey:

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Plot synopsis:
“Colleen Collette and Colleen McKenzie are teenage besties from Winnipeg who love yoga and live on their smartphones. But when these sophomores get invited to a senior party by the school hottie, the Colleens accidentally uncover an ancient evil buried beneath their Canadian convenience store.”

Who do you prefer: Lily-Rose Depp (Johnny Depp’s daughter) or Harley Quinn Smith (Kevin Smith’s daughter)? Why?

The film should be released sometime in 2016.
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Yoga Hosers Movie

Here’s a first official look at Yoga Hosers, the upcoming comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith that’s set in the same world as his previous movie Tusk:

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Plot:
“The story revolves around two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Harley Quinn Smith and Lily-Rose Melody Depp) who have an after-school job at a Manitoba convenience store called Eh-2-Zed. When an ancient evil rises from beneath Canada’s crust and threatens their big invitation to a 12th-grade party, the Colleens join forces with a legendary man hunter from Montreal named Guy Lapointe (JohnnyDepp) to fight for their lives with ‘all seven chakras, one Warrior Pose at a time.”

Johnny Depp is reprising his role as Guy Lapointe, awesome!

Anyway, do you like yoga?

The release date of Yoga Hosers is set to June 1, 2015.
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Yoga Hosers

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Genre: Comedy/Horror
Directed by: Kevin Smith
Starring: Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Austin Butler, Tyler Posey
Release Date: TBA 2016

More Information at: Yoga Hosers Trailer

https://teaser-trailer.com/movie/yoga-hosers