Check out the first official trailer of Yoga Hosers, the upcoming fantasy horror comedy movie written and directed by Kevin Smith and starring Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith, Johnny Depp, Justin Long, Austin Butler, Tyler Posey, and Stan Lee:
Two girls, one name.
“A small, quiet Canadian town. High school girls Colleen (Lily-Rose Depp) and Colleen (Harley Quinn Smith) have been besties ever since they were in diapers. When they’re not torturing amps with their rock band, they’re behind the cash desk of the local supermarket, owned by Colleen’s dad, practice funky yoga moves with guru Yogi Bayer (Justin Long) or execute everyone who dares to enter their field of vision with lethal one-liners. But there are exceptions, like handsome Ichabod (Adam Brody) from Senior High, who invites them to a party at his house. That’s actually just an excuse to ritually murder the Colleens for some satanic ritual. Luckily, the noise from their band awakens a slumbering evil or maybe we should say a whole lot of little evils. The creatures start terrorizing the town, looking for a very specific sort of victim who becomes the subject of a devastating anal probe. The cavalry arrives in the person of the notorious monster hunter Guy Lapointe (Johnny Depp). He’ll help the Colleens to survive this hellish night.”
Those little monsters are hilarious, I’d love to help Lily-Rose Depp, Harley Quinn Smith get rid of them! What about you> How would you smash them?
The release date of the movie Yoga Hosers is set to July 29, 2016 (in select theaters and on VOD ).